zeldathemes
We know a little about a lot of things;
just enough to make us dangerous.
A person of the female species currently living in my bedroom. Known for occasionally living under people's beds or in their closets. Uh, I think that is it. Yeah.

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

australian-government:

I nominate tony abbott to do The Ice Bucket Challenge with lava

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

weepingwitch:

current mood: Gay crying about Natalie Dormer

thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist
Chuck a u’ey
Australian proverb (via aristophania)

deanwinshecter:

urbean:

thats a cool skeleton fresh from skeleton hell

I SCROLLED THROUGH MY LIKES FOR AN HOUR TO FIND THIS

56mg:

I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
imagine a Highschool AU with Steve and punk!bucky

Anonymous

bottomrogers:

why are you like thIS

like little tiny fierce steve getting shoved into lockers all the time and made fun of because he get’s really good grades and it’s a good artist and is part of the school lgbtq+ club and of course he never backs out and stands firm and glaring whenever he gets shoved in the hallways between classes.

so obviously he starts getting more attention than intended.

but it turns out well, because he get’s resident-punk-kid bucky’s attention. and bucky really admires steve’s stubbornness, because c’me on what screams punk culture more than standing unmovable for your beliefs? and he can’t help but smile every time steve just picks himself up after some asshole pushed him too hard and he fell to his knees.

until one day bucky decides it’s enough, those assholes are starting to harass steve to whole new levels of complete cruelness, so he decides to step up.

and he gives no shits about getting suspended for almost two weeks after the beating he gives that asshole. steve’s tentative smile as he helped him get back on his feet afterwards is totally worth it.