zeldathemes
We know a little about a lot of things;
just enough to make us dangerous.
A person of the female species currently living in my bedroom. Known for occasionally living under people's beds or in their closets. Uh, I think that is it. Yeah.

Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

Do you have pics of you being fucked?

Anonymous

raisa-allin:

we live under a fascist capitalist patriarchal regime. all of my pics r of me getting fucked… by the system

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

dramasbomin:

dickfreakingroman:

samkatdiz:

Destiel AU series: Pirates (HQ)

Dean is a recently marooned pirate Captain of his beloved ship Impala. Castiel is a recently discharged soldier of the Isla de Vida. 

They get in a sword fight and Dean pulls a gun. 

If someone would fic this I’d be the happiest person alive

Castiel: “You cheated.”

Dean: “Pirate.

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

femmenous:

Do I Wanna Know is literally just Alex Turner’s way of saying “this could be us, but you playin”.

edenliaothewomb:

Paloma Faith for Harper’s BAZAAR The Netherlands, Sep 2014.

squadleaderhanjizoe:

*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*

why do girls go to the bathroom together

Anonymous

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

winklevines:

"average person makes 3 sexist remarks a day " factoid actually just statistical error. average person makes 0 sexist remarks per day. Tony Abbott, who lives in cave & makes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

rogersbarnes:

 (via)

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this