you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
i thought this was gonna be some brotherly gif or something i just let out a loud involuntary squawk
Team Free Will - Internal Monologue
↳ What makes a story work?
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
[AGGRESSIVELY APPLIES MAKE UP ON ALREADY PERFECT FACE]
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way